We Book Meetings, Not Maybes
Teaching adults how to do what babies do naturally: Take control.One mission: end drift, kill “maybes,” and make meetings stick.
What BabyClosers Actually Does
Entertain the world.
Teach cold callers without them realising they’re learning.Show the real mechanics behind modern cold calling through tiny humans with big discipline.You laugh.
You learn.
Your calls get sharper without a single lecture.
But If You Want the Real Fix…
Cute videos won’t fix a collapsing pipeline.For that, you push the grown-up buttons:
Meet the world’s smallest sales team with the biggest close rate.
Betty – The Breaker
Don’t be fooled by the curls and pastel blazer. She opens calls like she opens juice boxes—fast, clean, no hesitation. She doesn’t giggle; She corners excuses.. When she says “Let’s cut the small talk,” pacifiers fall silent. Her strength? Breaking tension so cleanly you’d thank her for it.
Ash – The Analyst
Ash is the calculator with legs.
Mini navy suit. Oversized phone. Zero expression until the numbers line up. He is the kid who hears a conversion rate and immediately asks, “Is that before or after drift?”
Parents think he’s a problem.
Prospects think he’s gifted.
Barbara – The Closer
Bow on, pen in hand, contract on the table. Barbara has that disarming warmth right before she seals the deal. She’ll ask a question so innocent you don’t realize you’ve just agreed to a six-month retainer. Her lullabies come with NDAs.
Yasmine – The Interrogator
Yasmine listens like a therapist. She doesn’t ask questions—she extracts answers like a prosecutor. With that magnifying glass and headset combo, she’s basically the FBI of maybes. Every “maybe” she hears becomes a full confession.
Sky – The Wildcard
Always laughing, always selling. Sky turns chaos into conversion. Sky doesn’t follow scripts — He is the script. Unpredictable tone, fearless timing, a giggle between objections that somehow converts. The chaos baby. Somehow every call ends with a “yes,” and no one remembers how.
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THE $1k BABYCLOSERS PLAYBOOK
(Your outbound system. Built once. Used forever.)
Your cold calling isn’t “broken.”
It was never built correctly.
I fix that without trying to be your coach, your consultant, or your SDR’s emotional support animalPay $1K.
Get the Playbook
Run it.
Improve your calls.
Book more meetings
End the drift.If $1K makes you hesitate, your pipeline isn’t the real issue — your appetite for truth is.
Or
WHAT I NEED FROM YOU
Not your show rate.
Not your KPIs.
Not your dashboards.If you reached this page, the numbers are already embarrassing.
Just give me:• What you sell
• Who you sell it to
• What’s staying broken that’s costing your buyers.That’s enough.
I already know you are chasing maybes.
WHAT YOU GET (DELIVERED FAST)
You receive a custom solo-operator outbound system, built from your intake and delivered as a PDF within 72 hours.• Your PPB opener
• Your proof line set
• Your objection fracture pack
• Your qualification rules
• Your BABYS call map
• Your rewritten call flow that holds at “not interested”
• Your drift-killer language setThen I leave.
No follow-up.
No hand-holding.
No subscription.
Just a functional outbound discipline your competitors don’t have.You won’t need me hovering over your shoulder.This isn’t coaching.
This is installation.
WHY IT WORKS
Because you don’t need “training.”You need a framework that survives pressure.BABYS does that.
It exposes weak tone, fixes the open, crushes stalls, and turns drift into decisions.You walk away with:• a stronger opener
• a clearer path
• cleaner conversations
• meetings that actually holdNo fluff.
No corporate jargon.
No “rapport building.”Just mechanics that work.
NO ONGOING BABYSITTING
If you want a follow-up session:
$500 per hour.
Use it or don’t.No subscriptions.
No Slack access.
No “check-ins.”
Just precision when you need it.Short. Tactical. Precise.
If you want “long-term support,” this isn’t it.
Buy the book instead.
WHO THIS IS FOR
✓ Solos
✓ Consultants
✓ Small agencies
✓ Small B2B teams
✓ Anyone who needs meetings and doesn’t have a quarter to wasteIf you rely on real conversations with real buyers, this works.For enterprise or corporate teams:
contact me directly
Pricing starts at “don’t waste my time.”
WHO THIS IS NOT FOR
✗ Corporate committees
✗ Large teams needing approval
✗ Procurement
✗ MLM anything
✗ People selling $59 lifestyle offers
✗ Anyone who needs permission to take actionIf you want pep talks, scroll TikTok.
If you want decisions, this is the work.
Save One Grand
Not ready? That’s fine.
Buy the book and install it yourself.Everything is inside the pages.
If you can run the system solo, great — you saved $1K.
If you can’t, you’ll understand exactly why this install exists.Either way, you improve.
If You Still Insist
If you’ve read this far and still want the Playbook, apply below.
No scripts.
No warmup calls.
No back-and-forth.Just the work.
Everyone has questions
You can message me -
I’ll reply if it’s important enough
WHO BUILT THIS
BabyClosers is the entertainment.
The system behind it is mine.I’m Andrew Wee — author of Book Meetings, Not Maybes and creator of the B.A.B.Y.S Framework.
I’ve spent two decades fixing calls that collapse under pressure.The Babies make it fun.
I make it work.
The Verbatim Call Script for Ending Bad Cold Calls
Inside:
• End fake interest in under 10 seconds
• Force a fast decision or a clean hang-up
• Kill follow-ups before they pretend to be pipeline
• Remove improvisation from the first moment of the callRun it verbatim — or don’t use it.
Costs less than one ghosted prospect.
If $49 feels risky, your follow-ups already cost more.
Not ready? Keep scrolling.
The One-Line Objection Shutdown for Cold Calls
Inside: the exact line that:
• Stops hostility without explaining yourself
• Collapses every objection into a decision
• Ends stalls instead of negotiating with them
• Kills “send me info” on contact
• Costs less than one wasted follow-upThis isn’t objection handling.
It’s objection containment.Use it verbatim.
Once.
If it fails, end the call.
Download it before it gets turned into “empathy training.”
If $29 feels expensive,
you’re already paying more in conversations that should’ve ended.
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